Welcome to the family! We value your custom at CARE-FUL uk - The couriers that care!
Hi there, we’re pleased to let you know that CARE-FUL uk delivered your parcel between midnight and 2am last night. We left it in your safe place, so you know your parcel is secure.
At CARE-FUL uk, we pride ourselves in careful deliveries, and being a company you can trust. So thank you logging onto our exclusive app and specifying where your safe place is.
We have attached photographs of the parcel after it has been delivered by our warm and friendly team. You will see the time stamp of 12:02am on all of them. We have included your front door, the front door open leading to your hallway and your hall staircase with the lovely red carpet. There is also the upper hallway with the framed picture of your family and your spoilt-looking children.
Attached also is a photograph of your dog. He appears to be sleeping. We notice from his collar that he was called Ricky. He will never bark again now we’ve silenced him.
There is also one of the parcel boxed up in your safe place. Under your bed. We’ve included a photograph of yourself with the moonlight reflecting on your hair. All tucked up. Your bedsheets look terribly comfortable. Our courier reports that your skin is the softest he’s ever felt.
We thank you again for choosing the couriers that care. Don’t tell your friends.
Please use CARE-FUL uk for all your courier needs in the future.
We look forward to it.
Natalie Roe writes with a love of folklore, myth and folk horror. She has been published in Spelt Magazine, The York Journal, Greenteeth Press’s Over Yonder and Valley Press’s Beyond the Walls Anthology 2021 and 2022. Natalie is studying for a Creative Writing MA at York St John University. You can find her on twitter @filmpixie